Katana vs keyblade

XX meeting of Shinra members(Shinra.ru is russian forum of final fantasy fans)
We were playing with katana and two keyblades from Sora's plastic doll.
There were also dolls of Vinsent and Axel..... I was playing with it and nearly broke it.... =0.0= What alse could I do if i "love" Axel so much.....
I WANTED TO TEAR OFF HIS HEAD!!!!! but nobody let me...